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Joke of the Day

"I started chewing nicotine gum the other day. I don't smoke, but I gradually want to start. =)"

"I like my Xmas turkey like I like my ass With my grandmum's fists in it, pulling out the stuffing."

"I'm busy masturbating when my friend texts me ""What's up?"" With my free hand I text ""Nuttin'"""

"I got married to an antenna... The wedding was ok, but the reception was awesome!"

"Some say a world without sin is ideal, but I disagree. After all, there's only so many problems which can be answered with cos and tan."

"A Physics Joke Atoms are very hard to entertain. Only if you approach them with exactly the right energy they get excited."

"What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home? The shadow of his former shelf."

"What do you call a fat psychic? ...a four chin teller"

"I'm a kleptomaniac It's ok though, I'm taking something for it"

"How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt."