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Joke of the Day

"Why are there so many doctors in India? Because about 20 million people are Sikh."

"There's two things I hate in this world 1) People who can't count"

"A Jewish redditor decides to post a foreskin joke. [removed]"

"I got free pancakes on International Pancake Day. International Women's Day is now almost over and I think I like pancake day better."

"I like my women how I like my cake. White, thick, moist, and in my mouth."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... Those who understand Binary and those who don't... Source: Boredomtheraphy.com"

"The other night I had a dream I was being wanked off by a Ghost. I was scared stiff."

"Sometimes when I'm drunk, I put on a trench coat, lurk around the shadows and pretend I'm the host from Unsolved Mysteries"

"How many Grateful Dead Fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just watch it burn out and follow it around for twenty years."

"Did you hear about the couple who accidentally confused window putty with personal lubricant? All their windows fell out."