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Joke of the Day
"My MILFshakes bring all the police and devastated families to the yard."
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"I was trying to think of a pun about herbs and fish But it was neither the thyme nor plaice"
"The difference between a black man and a tire ? The difference between a black man and a tire is that if you put a chain around the tire it doesn't start singing rap."
"What kind of blaster would you ambush Darth Vader with? I would use a sandblaster."
"What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot, you f'n racist!!"
"how do you know if an asian man robbed your house your homeworks done, your computers upgraded, and 3 hours later hes still trying to back out the driveway."
"My roommate recently had me added to her insurance. Not what I was thinking of when we spoke about friends with benefits."
"I may or may not have just tried unlocking the wrong car for 15 minutes."
"Has anybody ever seen the Grapefruit technique video? I heard it was directed by Phil Atio."
"You want the good Dorne plotline... ...but you get da bad pussay"