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"How do you make apple jelly? google maps."
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"""FOILED AGAIN!"" --Leftovers"
"Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench A man walks up in a trenchcoat and flashes them. The first lady has a stroke, the second lady couldn't quite reach."
"Say what you want about suicide jumpers. I think they used all of their potential."
"If life gives you melons... You have dyslexia"
"I have a bumper sticker that says, ""honk if you think I'm sexy""... I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 13 years!"
"Just once, I want someone to look at me and say, ""That's her. She's the one"" And not follow it with ""who ate cake out of the garbage"""
"What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy? Communionism"
"""HEY, WHERE'S THAT BOOK?!"" (Dewey Decibel System)"