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Joke of the Day

"What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's? Baby's because you can use a pitchfork"

"I have to say, I prefer audio books to written books I don't know why. I guess they just really speak to me."

"Weed strin humor At the dispensary there is a strain called Aldous Huxley. If you smoke it with your wife she becomes sterile. #LegalWeedJokes"

"Life is too short for my book of 5 letter words."

"When I was in college, I went to a party at the math fraternity house. I left when I found out they didn't have any booze; they didn't want people to drink and derive."

"If you want to make God laugh.... ...tell him your plans."

"Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn? To spruce things up a bit."

"Pimp my ride I've just ordered the personal number plate BAA BAA. Should look cool on my black jeep."

"What is called when a woman gets a sex change? Addadictomy."

"Yeah... I think golf jokes are really sub-par."