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Joke of the Day

"I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."

"I'm addicted to Nun porn... It's a bad habit."

"I started gaining as much weight as possible... I wanted to become a more well-rounded person"

"I was asked who my favorite X-Man was Apparently, Kaitlyn Jenner was an inappropriate reply."

"I got kicked out of a store trying to buy condoms All I wanted was to use their fitting room!"

"You have beautiful eyes. Too bad they're attached to the head of a stark raving lunatic."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !"

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a big, red snapper."

"2016 It was a joke"

"What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he's raping someone? ""Come with me if you want to live!"""