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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the joke about what's in the egg Sorry, you wouldn't find it funny it's more of an inside yolk."

"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral."

"Life is like a box of chocolates. They're cheaper the day after Valentine's Day."

"You say kidnapping. I say surprise adoption. Tomato, Tomahto Get in the van."

"What do you call a rich Chinese person ? cha ching"

"Have you heard the joke about the flying sandwich? Nope. Neither have I."

"What's a Jewish pedophiles favorite pick up line? Hey kid, ya wanna buy some candy?"

"What is wrong with me?!? Asking for a friend.."

"In 1752, Benjamin Franklin invented electricity because it was no longer considered humane to execute people using an acoustic chair."

"If you don't know me, don't judge me. Unless you're making me a pizza and you say ""This woman looks like she wants extra cheese."" That's ok"