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Joke of the Day

"Hey guys I need some help. My assignment's asking how would humans function without their brain. I can't think of anything..."

"What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function? A spock plug."

"I wanted to make an impromptu joke. But I wasn't ready."

"What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican? Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal."

"How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring."

"Aquaman: Come on in the water is great. Ironman: Sorry dude I have rust issues."

"The mall crowd parts as I shuffle through after waking up naked on the food court floor. ""Too pudgy to be a terminator"" says one woman."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr.Dre."

"Why was the S&M phone sex caller so quiet? Because he was tongue tied!"

"If there weren't any democrats... then who would be left?"