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Joke of the Day
"I once dated a girl with two noses. She wasn't much to look at but she smelled great."
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"why is Peter Pan always flying because he neverlands."
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"I dropped two bucks yesterday... Third one got away."
"[Job Interview] Sir, it says here you're part of a small group of criminals that primarily kills interviewersoohhhhmygod"
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"I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic and I won't take no for an answer."
"Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face."
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