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Joke of the Day

"I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic and I won't take no for an answer."

"I haven't seen my mom in a while My mom decided she'd rather be a man. Then we stopped seeing her much; That tends to happen with transparents."

"I've consumed three coffees plus two energy drinks with black carrot and what I'm trying to say is there won't be commas in my tweets today."

"When a black guy gets shot, what are his communities favourite snacks? Dindu Muffins"

"Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in."

"What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !"

"whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"

"Knock-knock Who's there? Dave. Dave's not here, man..."

"The propellor of a plane is actually a giant fan for the pilot When the fan stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating"

"I don't see how flight MH370 sunk. When it hit the water it would have been plane sailing."