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Joke of the Day
"I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic and I won't take no for an answer."
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"Are you a whore? Because you are priceless to me."
"A morning text from me doesn't mean ""good morning"". It means ""I'm having very dirty thoughts about you right now""."
"Sweeping a woman off her feet is easy if you know karate"
"One might say it smells like pussy in the room But if you ask a Redditor, they couldn't tell you."
"Autocorrect has been around for centuries, I got mine when I married my wife."
"How do you make holy water? You boil the Hell out of it. My 12-year-old daughter claims to have invented this joke this weekend. I don't know if it's original or not."
"Everybody is a little weird, except you and I... ...and I'm not so sure about you."
"Austim is a lie fabricated by the illuminati and used to promote John Cena"