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Joke of the Day

"[Job Interview] Sir, it says here you're part of a small group of criminals that primarily kills interviewersoohhhhmygod"

"Do you like fishsticks? yeah? LIKE IN THE MOUTH? THEN YOU'RE A GAY FISH"

"""I am out of the office. If you need immediate help please contact customer service."" ""Dude this isn't email I'm standing in front of you."""

"How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients? He reads lips."

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? A cease and desist."

"A Priest and a Rabbi Are sitting in the park when a little boy walks by. The priest says ""Wanna fuck him?"". The rabbi says ""out of what?"""

"There's a sale at the Maul Everything's half off"

"Farrah Fawcett's last wish was for all the children in the world to be safe, then Michael Jackson died."

"What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve? They hit the town and blow a few bucks."

"I dated a midget, but I had to break up with her. She was always sticking her nose in my business."