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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company"
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"Have you seen the new globe they're making? It's revolutionary"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station , and the other's a busty crustacean!"
"Me: My father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING. Teacher: You must be Kidding? Me: No, that's my brother. I'm JOKING."
"What happens when U change position too fast? You get an unpleasant vowel movement."
"""I wish you were dead."" Said the necrophiliac to his girlfriend."
"Her: It's disgusting how many dirty habits you have. Me: THE NUNS PAY ME GOOD MONEY TO DO THIER LAUNDRY OK???"
"How do you get a drummer off of your porch? pay for the pizza."
"What does the hipster serial killer do? Has sex with the bodies before they're cool."
"Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking his balls. The first guy says, ""Man, I wish I could do that. The second guy says, ""Pet him, maybe he'll let you."""