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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why astronomers named the planet ""Saturn?"" It just had a nice ring to it."
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"Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth."
"How do u kill a blonde ? Give her a knife and ask her who is the prettiest of all ."
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"I may be getting old but not ""doesn't know what day of the week it is"" old. I can tell by which day I open on my daily pill organizer."
"I can control what you do next in life. Made you click."