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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why astronomers named the planet ""Saturn?"" It just had a nice ring to it."

"What's a good Christmas gift for the woman who already has everything except morals?"

"Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel."

"9/11 jokes aren't funny. My uncle died on one of the planes. His last words were ALLAHHHU AKBARR!"

"How do rainbows laugh? Hue hue hue"

"Why couldn't the bike stand on it's own? Because it was two tired."

"What did the O say to the 8? Nice belt."

"Whenever I throw bread at the birds in the river I always miss Because they duck."

"I ran over some flowers when I was mowing today Whoopsy-daisy!"

"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common? They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste."