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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an Iraqi middle school and a terrorist training camp? Fuck if I know, I just fly the drone."

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"What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail? Treeson"
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"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys? Coach."
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"I heard today is World Alzheimer's Day Sorry, I just forgot."