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Joke of the Day
"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def leppard"
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"I was at my local home improvement store yesterday And I was looking in the window section. An employee came over and asked if I needed any help, I responded ""No thanks, I'm just window shopping."""
"""Eat shit and die!"" -- Fly teaching his son about life"
"What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital? ... Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones."
"Italian men regularly hit women... ...who make the mistake of standing too close while they are talking."
"What is a Christians Favorite Insect? The Praying Mantis"
"The worst thing about being a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac ...is that you stay up all night contemplating the existence of dog."
"Fuck these annoying yellow bastards.. No I'm not talking about the Chinese, I'm talking about the minions."
"What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."
"I'm at the phase of Christmas where I'm looking at stuff in my house and going ""I could just wrap that."""