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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."

"My mom nearly had a stroke in a strip club last night..... But she couldn't quite reach."

"I was raised as an only child... My siblings took it pretty hard."

"Survivor would be a cooler show if only one contestant remained alive at the end of the season and that was the prize."

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his pants The bartender asks whats up with the wheel on his pants. The pirate responds with ""Yarr, it's driving me nuts."""

"If you ever get attacked by a bear, throw your shark at it. Also, get a shark."

"Butts Do not like lies."

"Sorry just got your text. Do you still need to go to the hospital?"

"I wanted to tell a joke about a blind people.. ..I figured they wouldn't see it."

"What does Hulk say when he poops? IBM!"