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Joke of the Day

"Bethesda Softworks announce that Fallout 4 will be postponed until April 2016 Don't worry you are on the jokes section"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 kept blowing up and starting on fire"

"What does a food lover do when they try a new food? They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE."

"I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof."

"My bank is really proud of me. They keep calling to tell me I have an outstanding balance."

"If I'm found dead in the bathtub clutching a toaster, check for Pop-Tarts before jumping to conclusions."

"Last 4th I remember watching the fireworks on the TV In hindsight, that probably wasn't the best place to light them"

"The toilet paper at work is rolled in improper underhand fashion. Should I call maintenance or hold it until I get home?"

"What did the doctor say when his patient said ""I think I'm two spoons!"" ""Shut the fork up."""

"Always take one positive friend & one negative friend on road trips. Then if your battery dies, you can hook cables to them & start your car"