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Joke of the Day
"My bank is really proud of me. They keep calling to tell me I have an outstanding balance."
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"Shocked to see Gravity win a special effects award. Thought it was actually filmed in space"
"This fat hate on reddit has been ridiculous lately. Come on, give them a break. They have enough on their plates already."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? *Boom*"
"take your time pedestrians we're not dreaming of mowing you down at all"
"What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole your master covers you in a plastic bag And every time you get excited you spew."
"Who let the dogs out? ~~Redacted~~ let the dogs out. - NSA File # ~~Redacted~~"
"What does Canadian Fonzie say? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Eh?"
"I went to M.C. Hammer's house once. It was annoying. He won't let you touch anything."
"What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn."