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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment? Oxidants happen,"
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"What do old people smell like? Depends."
"What do we want? CLICKBAIT! When do we want it? The answer will shock you... ***** Edit: There was this one weird typo that doctors don't want you to know about."
"I hate people who use the wrong words in a sentence and don't correct themselves They sometimes should have the humidity to admit it."
"I feel like something is missing from my life and I don't know if it's a person, a puppy, or just a burrito."
"A physicist sees a man about to jump from a building 'Don't do it! ' he shouts 'You have so much potential! '"
"Here at Smith Blarney cremation service we make money the old-fashioned way We urn it."
"What happens when an elephant sits on a car? It breaks the trunk."
"I like how my autocorrect changes ""hun"" to ""Hun,"" like I'm playfully referring to my girlfriends as barbarous 4th-century European nomads."
"everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid"