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Joke of the Day

"What do we want? CLICKBAIT! When do we want it? The answer will shock you... ***** Edit: There was this one weird typo that doctors don't want you to know about."

"Why did Michael Brown rob the convenience store? He was so hungry he could eat a bullet."

"I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time Said the Malaysian shark."

"I'm at a hockey game and the players weren't really trying but then a guy 5 rows up yelled ""come on"" and then they tried harder."

"Four facts about women that prove they can do miracles. 1. They can get wet without taking a shower. 2. Bleed without being hurt. 3. Producing milk without eating grass. 4. Making boneless meat hard."

"If I ever visit Japan, the first thing I'll do is run through those paper walls pretending I'm the Kool-Aid man."

"Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: ""If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table."""

"I have a cross eyed friend who just got diagnosed with depression. Makes sense because he never looks forward to anything."

"Tingly feeling You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone? That's common sense leaving your body."

"If someone's embarrassed just tell them an astronaut did the same thing. For example, ""It's ok, Buzz Aldren once shit himself in an Arby's"""