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Joke of the Day

"When I got depressed, I joined the Army. I didn't have any experience or motivation, I just wanted a soldier to cry on."

"I have a crush on a girl with a lazy eye But she won't even look at me.."

"What do you call a gay man in Russia? Forbidden fruit."

"Two Vietnamese men decided to go into business together... It was a Nguyen-Nguyen proposition."

"Why are reddittors so environmentally friendly?... Because the recycle everything!"

"Why does corn in Illinois lean east? Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows."

"Two Muffins Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin says to the second, ""Is it getting hot in here?"" The second muffin says ""AAAAHHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!"""

"Wanna hear a joke? Serving sizes"

"One day Ajay was feeling happy. Suddenly happy slapped Ajay."

"a red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned."