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Joke of the Day
"I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years I don't have 2020 vision"
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"*Aims for the moon* *hits curb*"
"Someone with a knife exactly like the one I'm holding in my hand ruined my neighbor's inflatable Christmas lawn decorations."
"What happens when you get a bladder infection? Urine trouble."
"Somewhere right now, a girl just uploaded a picture of herself saying ""Not looking good today"" after deleting the first 50 pictures she took"
"""SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP"" - frat party chant at the Sigma Delta Pinot house"
"When her friend visits, my 2yr old just wants to hug her a lot... & keep her away from the toys. I feel that way about my friends & my vodka"
"What's the difference... between a girls mouth and a girls vagina? There is none! I want my penis to be inside both of these things."
"If Iron man and Silver surfer... teamed up they would be Alloys."
"Of all the things Dave misses his Mother-in-laws virginity the most."