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"Who wants to start CatRoulette.com with me?!?!"
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"I like my women like I like my golf game Around 80 and handicapped."
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"What did the alphabet have before it took a shit? A vowel movement."
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"God: I made you in my own image. Adam: Your penis looks bigger."