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Joke of the Day

"I can't decide if I should get a new mattress or not. I should probably sleep on it."

"What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive? Her ankles."

"What kind of computer can also sing? A Dell."

"An authoritarian was caught speeding the other day. When asked why he was going so fast he said he, ""put his foot down."""

"I was about to make a sodium joke... but Na"

"Telling a racist joke is like getting in a car with an asian driver If they are not really good, there's a very good chance you'll crash and burn."

"The doctors say I suffer from insanity, but they have it all wrong. I enjoy every minute of it."

"If I did the math right, 8 of you are serial killers and 1,246 of you are eating Nutella."

"Russian Chukcha Joke Chukcha approaches his friend whose sitting on an empty mile long bench. Move over, says Chukcha."

"What's the best way to bring out your inner child? A coat hanger"