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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who opened a cheese store in Israel? He called it ""Cheeses of Nazareth""."

"i put grape soda in my mini super soaker and i'm squirting it into my mouth. this is how you turn a monday, into a funday."

"A lot of attractive people are like nice cars with the check engine light on."

"How fast can you convince an Italian guy to perform cunnilingus? Licka-de-split."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche sitting in my garage"

"Not a fan of APA MLA, however, was love at first cite."

"What's the worst smell in the world? An anchovie's cunt."

"I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory."

"nws, easter what Some told me they were going to an egg toss, me, Is that an oral sex party"

"What is the difference between a chorus line and a circus?"