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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my cheese... ...blue, filled with holes, and wrapped in plastic in my fridge."

"I'm going on an all breadcrumb diet because I've never seen a duck with a double chin."

"What is it called when an Ethiopian takes a shit? Bragging"

"Why don't rabbits make any noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls"

"Customer: Waiter this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good we love repeat business."

"Why should you never take a pig out on a date? She might squeal on you."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !"

"A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only plastic wrap for shorts... The shrink says, ""Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."""

"I wanted to be a tailor. But I didn't suit the job."

"I refused to waste money paying an exorcist... so he repossessed my house."