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Joke of the Day
"Why is a vagina similar to the weather? Because when it's wet, it's time to go insiiiiide!"
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"Your Momma is so classless... She could be a Marxist utopia"
"TIL The queen bee has sex with up to 40 males per day. Just like your mom."
"A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it."
"I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis. Guess now that I'm single again, I'll have to take Matters into my own hands."
"Why aren't Jewish people into rap? They can't drop dimes"
"My wife once told me that she ingested fecal matter while in the womb I like to give her crap about it."
"A mexican walks into a wall, what breaks first? His lawnmower. A jew runs into a wall, what breaks first? His nose."
"I love the smell of relapse in the morning"
"[Biblical Times] God: oh shit Angel: what? God: I just realized I've been leaning on the frog button."