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Joke of the Day
"Why is a vagina similar to the weather? Because when it's wet, it's time to go insiiiiide!"
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"What's the difference between pussy and actuall pussy? I dont know, I've only seen kittens out of those two."
"Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants? Cos Chernobyl fall out"
"Why did simbas father die in lion king? Because he couldn't Mufasa."
"My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for Chirstmas and I got a Rolex. I guess they miss-understood when I said ""I wanna watch""."
"I like my TVs like I like my women Curvy."
"Apparently a dog whistle in inaudible to the human ear. Just think, my pet could be sitting in front of me whistling a tune and I can't hear a thing."
"Worst place to buy condoms? A church. They're holy."
"What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!"
"What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!"