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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing? An **UFO** - **U**nflushable **F**loating **O**bject"

"Michelle Obama should have dropped the mic and moonwalked out."

"Never make fun of an overweight person with a lisp. They're probably thick and tired of it."

"Women are like condoms They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"[drinks milk from carton] WHY AREN'T YOU USING A GLASS?!? ""I went to the eye doctor"" What does that mean? ""He said I don't need glasses"""

"John has 400 spiders, he eats 398, what does John have now? Cancer"

"How to make a girl laugh Step One: ask her out."

"C'mon phone, let's go to bed."

"what do you call a young Chinese prostitute ? SUM YUNG HO"

"With all this anti-drug propaganda going around, how do you know a D.A.R.E. representative is lying? His lips are moving."