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Joke of the Day
"What do fishermen say on Halloween? ""Trick-or-trout!"""
Next Joke
"Instead of yet another love song, someone should write a song about wanting to be left alone for fifteen minutes."
"I think everyone should stop ogling Kobe. He's not a piece of meat."
"What's the famous Confederacy battle cry? We Surrender!"
"What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy? Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute."
"my wife is alot like pandora radio she is always asking me if I am still listening"
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah"
"I'm missing a 5 sided shape It's penta-gone."
"What did the doctor say about the organ donor which died from a clotted artery? ""at least his death wasn't in vein"""
"My Friend Told Me His Girlfriend Talks a lot in Her Sleep.. ..Apparently ""I Know"" wasn't the right answer."