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Joke of the Day
"In Iraq why don't they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day? The camel gets too tired."
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"What happened to the american man who broke his leg? He went... broke."
"Knock Knock A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Interrupting Dyslexic Cow B: Interrupting Dys-- A: OOOOOOOOOM!"
"How many mexicans does it take to build a house in.... Shit he's done"
"TIFU at Subway - accidentally sent someone to the ER Oops, wrong sub"
"A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots. He goes home sober."
"saying ""we won"" after watching a sports game is like saying ""we played really well"" after watching a concert"
"Having kids means you'll have a lot of interrupted conversa--"
"What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister? Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay"
"Why did the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off."