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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the american man who broke his leg? He went... broke."
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"Baby are you an iphone encryption? Because I want to go through your backdoor"
"I wish ""it's the thought that counts"" worked for housework."
"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian"
"*school reunion* Guy: Reporter is cool I spose. I became a doctor so I could actually help people ya know Clark Kent: *fist clenched* mmm hm"
"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Don't know, don't care."
"So Donald Trump is now the President of the United States I certainly DNC that coming"
"People always say I make things sound sexual but I try not to pry them open and force my thick throbbing opinion down inside them."
"Women having sex with me ...HA"
"Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery? There were too many frames."