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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? A pickpocket snatches watches."
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"Did you hear about the guy from Parks & Rec who crashed his plane? It was comic Aziz."
"I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say ""Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot""."
"Why does the shortage of strip clubs in the middle east make ISIS so angry? Because there aren't enough ho stages."
"What's the difference between an American and a British prostitute?... ...one pounds for work the other works for pounds"
"90s Kids won't get this............ Social Security Benefits."
"What do you call a blind hooker Free"
"Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love? A: They got married in the spring."
"Got fired from my job at the deli for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer. The pickle slicer kept her job cuz she is the boss's daughter"
"That one. ""that one."" says a booy. ""what do you mean?"" says another boy. ""oh, i was just answering your question."" ""what question?"" ""i already told you."""