50755
Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink? A: He found a leek there."
Next Joke
"I can't remember my memory ever being this good I think"
"Guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm. His wife's standing there. He says ""This is the pig I've been fucking""."
"How do you think the unthinkable ? ""With an itheberg."" - Mike Tyson"
"It's not sex until you walk away with a nose bleed, and the Eye Of The Tiger song is still playing in your head."
"Four Mexicans drowned over the weekend Newspaper headline: Quatro sinko"
"Don't listen to people who tell you not to stay up late. They're just trying to trick you into being a well-rested person who isn't anxious."
"Dirtiest, raunchiest, most racist joke you've got: I'll start - What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn? Stop laughing and reload"
"Since the snow came, all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in."
"What do you call a herpes pun? a play on warts"