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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a herpes pun? a play on warts"
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"Its the last day of the year.... Just felt I should thank everyone who made me smile this year. You are one of them so here's a big THANK YOU."
"What happened when the cannibal ate a minister? He got a taste of religion."
"4 types of orgasms [video] [I think the video form is much better](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLckTJTwRYk). It's SFW btw."
"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle ? The Polar Bear."
"Wanna hear a secret? I KILLED MUFASA!"
"Why are black people so bad at walking up stairs? Cause niggas be trippin"
"What do a good woman and KFC have in common? After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in."
"Son, your father and I have something to tell you - you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car."
"So this ray of light broke bad. It was put in prism."