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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers? Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!"

"My Social Life 404"

"What did the shirt say to the pants? What's up, britches."

"Life filled with asp, php, HTML, SEO, Digital Marketing, Drip, PPC, SEM and much much more"

"How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."

"I saw a scary looking Middle-Eastern man so Iran"

"How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes? He feinted. (Sorry)"

"Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon? He might Peek at Chu!"

"What's E.T. short for? Cus he's got little legs"

"I don't want to seem desperate, so I always wait at least 3 days before I call 911."