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Joke of the Day
"What's E.T. short for? Cus he's got little legs"
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"tight pants What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? no ballroom."
"What does a goose do What can a goose do, that a duck can't, and that your lawyer should ? Stick his bill up his ass."
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years.. ..then we met."
"When I die, I hope Bethesda lowers my coffin into the ground. So they can let me down one last time."
"I can't wait till Harriet Tubman is on the $20 bill That means I can legally own a black person again."
"1 out of every 5 kids face hunger the other 4 turn away"
"What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 10^23 pieces? a guacaMOLE"
"If a tree falls in the woods and the wife's not there to witness it, it'll be my fault when i get home."
"I think I am going to buy a whiteboard.... They're simply remarkable."