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Joke of the Day

"The Class of 2019"

"My wife is SO immature... I was upstairs taking a bath, and she walks in, and for NO REASON WHATSOEVER she sunk all my boats."

"What the hell is Minecraft? Hitler's lesser known, second, book about his love of knitting."

"Who did the Rebel pilot pledge loyalty to before crashing into the Death Star? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!!!"

"I now have 8 apps to communicate with the same people."

"Why did the chicken cross the bridge? To get away from the Turkey coop."

"What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison? Small medium at large."

"Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."

"What do doctors do with the foreskins from circumcisions? Sell them to gay guys as chewing gum."

"I like working out. Sometimes I still feel like I have the body of a teenager, but then I remember I buried that slut like, a week ago."