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Joke of the Day

"Two homosexuals are bored... "" Let's play a game, if you win I'll play the girl's role. -OK -What has four legs and goes meow? -A crocodile. -You won !"""

"""Blown out of all proportion"" ... .. is a cliche you don't see every day of the week."

"how many straight Vassar men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Both of them."

"Kids we are running late let's go! *Kids I'm going to count every stair on the way down with out my shoes on.*"

"My girlfriend's dog died so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She was livid. ""What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"""

"Why is camping so much fun? It's intense!"

"Mom: you failed your english test, didn't you? Me: who telled you?"

"What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO"

"What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply? Mas cow."

"Damn girl are you an Indian reservation? Cause I want to lay some pipe in you."