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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas?? A: Nothing - he'll just return it!"
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"Kegels: because how else are you supposed to grind fresh coffee beans during a power outage?"
"Guy shoves plastic farm animals up his butt Doc says his condition is stable."
"I know I'm being such a grammar Nazi, but it's ""Jew-rats make me NAUSEATED,"" not ""Jew-rats make me NAUSEOUS"""
"whenever someone i know introduces me to someone else i say, ""oh, this is the one u were talking about"" &watch the awkward stares!"
"What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash? Take your time, there's no Rush..."
"I'm told I sleep like a baby. ... I wake up crying every few hours"
"""Let's get readyyyyy to punch a little but mostly hug!"" -honest boxing announcer"
"I accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. Now I'm taking this shit to the next level."
"It's hard to hate the Devil when he makes such delicious cakes."