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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol and calculus don't go together very well. Don't drink and derive."
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"What do you call a German barber? Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)"
"What do you a call a pedophile at church? Father"
".@petco None of the pets I purchase from you shrug and say ""It's a living"" when I use them in place of household appliances."
"Try and tell me about your cleanse and I will whip out my pocket bacon and eat it right in front of you."
"Yo mamma is so ugly... I don't understand your Oedipus complex."
"Isn't it ironic that the favorite drink of Britain's homeless is called ""Tennents""?"
"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck"
"two kids were arrested.. Two kids were arrested, one was eating fireworks and the other one was drinking battery acid. one got charged and the other got let off."
"Fords new heated tailgates.. Fords working on a new heated tailgate feature, that way when you have to push it in the snow your hands won't be cold."