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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol and calculus don't go together very well. Don't drink and derive."
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"Have you heard of this new drug? The DEA just passed a new controversial drug to help treat lesbians with depression. It's called Tricoxagan."
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? Ash."
"How do you tell... How do you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes!"
"They say Trump isn't appealing to minorities... ...but according to the latest polls, he's winning 100% of the Naive American vote"
"I didn't realize how many of the songs on my iPod are about sex and drugs until I hit ""shuffle"" in a car with a 12-year-old in it."
"Why do farts smell? ... For the benefit of the deaf!"
"ME: My name is Nigel and I'm an alcoholic. AA GROUP: Hi Nigel. *cut to confessional camera* ME: I'm here to WIN, not to make friends."
"I like my eggs like I like my women Beaten"
"Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25"