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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck"

"How did the OBGYN win the election? He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign."

"A Tweet is like a dress; the shorter the hotter."

"Why is the number 8 the only number that goes to heaven? When it dies it becomes immortal. &#8734;"

"My Indian friend taught me an authentic Punjabi dance. I've got some real Sikh moves."

"My credit card is like a fat persons scale It's maxed out"

"What is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat? Wendy's"

"Why do Asian women have small tits? Because only A's are acceptable."

"Jeopardy Contestant: Saturday night for $400 Alex: This when the song Tennessee Whiskey is playing in the background Contestant: What is Jacking Daniels?"

"My Irish friend was telling me about his uncle. ""My uncle's a cop, you know,"" he said. ""Oh, really?"" ""No, O'Riley."""