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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck"
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"Why did Elon Musk's wife leave him? she asked for sex and got S3X instead."
"I needed to go to the toilet but we were out of toilet roll So I pissed in the sink"
"Emoji: because sometimes a chicken, the Spanish flag, and a lesbian couple is the only way to express how you really feel."
"I have blue eyes. I got them from my father. My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father."
"My motto in life is always give 100%. Which makes blood donation quite tricky."
"HOW TO START A CONVERSATION ON THE BUS: Look longingly out the window and remark, ""Such a shame this is all just gonna burn."""
"I'm just a girl standing here wishing I was as thin as my patience"
"Say the best joke you have ever heard or made up."
"BEN CARSON: On the news I saw a portal to another dimension open & robots came out, we need to stop that MODERATOR:That was The Avengers sir"