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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about Corduroy pillows? They are putting lines in your face!"

"Stressed? Try this: Picture a lake at dawn. Ducks beginning to stir... Then drink 22 beers & drive your car into a church."

"Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout"

"Bill Cosby and Steve Harvey walk into a bar... (complete the damn thing)"

"What do you call the guy you buy your weed from? Your chron-tact."

"I never understood movie scenes where they have to train assassins. just drop me in some hot climate, don't feed me and I'll kill everyone."

"Reddit is like cancer it's much bigger than you thought."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who tried eating his clone? He was getting ahead of himself."

"Hey, I'm human. If you cut me do I not bleed? If you cut me a slice of pizza do I not eat?"

"I changed my name in my daughters phone to God.... I texted her and said ""I saw that"" You should of seen her face Priceless"