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Joke of the Day

"Crime on multi-story car parks, it's wrong on so many levels."

"My inspiration for jokes is like a guy at a brothel... It comes and goes... It also occasionally sucks ;)"

"Pointed out my kids real dad to them at the car wash today. None of us are sure if I'm kidding."

"What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs? The cloths hanger only solves one problem."

"I'm gonna drag a terrified family into a shack in the woods at knife point but then just make them have a Wii bowling tournament with me."

"How many tickles does it take an octopus to laugh? Tentickles"

"Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park? They were at a Tucker family reunion."

"What do women and saxophones have in common? They both blow and make different noises when you finger them."

"Silent Night, Holy Night, All is calm, CORNDOG FIGHT."

"Did you hear about the live performance about the dictionary? I heard it was a play on words."