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Joke of the Day
"Crime on multi-story car parks, it's wrong on so many levels."
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"A friend made a list of questions for his mom to answer about childhood flashbacks She threw them out"
"How do you fix a deaf car? With an engin*eer.*"
"What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building? C4 yourself!"
"Girlfriend kept nagging at me to put the toilet seat down. So here I am, crying in the middle of a field, with the seat & a shotgun."
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"She criticized my apartment... So I knocked her flat"