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Joke of the Day

"I was going to exercise until I remembered the story about that healthy guy that died that one time."

"I accidentally dropped my phone from a 20-story building. It's a good thing I had it on Flight Mode."

"In a perfect world a ""Party Pooper"" would be someone who could shoot confetti out of their butt."

"How do you know your sister's on her period? Your father's cock tastes like blood."

"I'm one of those people that no one warned you about."

"My wife is on a tropical food diet and the house if full of the stuff... It's enough to make a mango crazy."

"Why does Garfield hate Mondays? He doesn't have a job."

"I was watching the men's hockey at the commonwealth games today, I was thinking it must be a very dangerous game to play, I mean half the Indian team were running around with bandages on their heads"

"What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed? Urine trouble now."

"I swapped my wife's tampons with party poppers. Absolutely no sense of humour that girl.."