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Joke of the Day

"I was going to exercise until I remembered the story about that healthy guy that died that one time."

"What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection... A cracker with cheese."

"Im so glad I learned sign language its pretty handy"

"If you cut off my head I'll continue eating for two more days."

"So about that guy with the premature ejaculation problem.... ...i heard he comes out of nowhere"

"That which does not kill me has been everything so far."

"What's the difference between squash and zucchini? You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old ""jam VS jelly"" joke."

"Everything in earthquake-prone areas should be built on top of a giant Tempurpedic mattress."

"A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. ""Have you had any bites?"" asked the second man. ""Yes lots"" replied the first one ""but they were all mosquitoes."""

"How does the female reproductive system like to order its eggs? Ovaries-y"