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Joke of the Day

"My door bell rang this morning. I didn't even know it had a phone."

"Joe sent me to John this morning... Boy was that meeting complete shit!"

"How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg!"

"Congratulations to Janet Jackson for having a baby at age 50! When I was 50, I wasn't even strong enough to push a child out of my way."

"The Little Mermaid (1989) The story of a girl who realizes that she should change EVERYTHING about herself to land a good man..."

"I need to stop drinking so much milk. It's an udder disgrace."

"Communism and nude beaches have one thing in common The idea sounds great unless you've actually been there."

"eating cereal in the shower isn't saving me as much time as i thought."

"You know why the swimming events are so popular at the 2016 Olympics?.... Because Brazilians rarely get too see clean water"

"I was thinking of telling you guys a gay joke. Butt fuck it..."