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Joke of the Day
"Why do time machines make you happy? They're an anti de-present."
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"The police caught a man masturbating in public. As they were arrestng him, they told him, ""You came in the wrong neighborhood."""
"Why are hunters good love-makers? They always go deep in the bush, they can shoot more than once, and eat what they shoot."
"I opened a bar in the coal town of Gillette, WY. Unfortunately, I was shut down for serving miners."
"What do you say to an alien with two heads? Hello. Hello."
"What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive? THESE are the brakes!"
"""We need to talk"". Thought the caveman."
"Black people have 3 things that are white. Their eyeballs, their teeth, and... their masters"
"Deleting cookies from my browser history is fine but I'd rather delete cookies from my eating history."
"I was walking across the park... ...when I noticed a ball in the air getting bigger. ""That's odd"", I thought, ""how is it doing that?"" Then it hit me..."