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Joke of the Day
"So i've heard that christmas is cancelled this year... ... Joseph confessed everything."
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"""Hey girl are you from Europe?"" ""cause europiece of shit"""
"She said yes.. Unfortunately the question was 'is this definitely rape'"
"Bacon causes cancer. Canadian bacon apologizes."
"Black actors boycott Oscars... No slave or MLK movies this year."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ? Almond the side of the law ! Kn"
"I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out."
"When I was 15, my dad found my stash of porn magazines. To teach me a lesson, he sat there and made me masturbate to every one."
"It's not rape if she's holding bud light"
"After seeing the ""Women don't talk much in Star Wars"" video... Maybe that's how they got so much done"