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Joke of the Day

"The irony of the gay pride flag is that it clashes with everything."

"Every time I walk into a Wal-Mart I think to myself, "" I've never seen so many of God's mistakes all in one place."""

"He died in the bath trying to make a YouTube video entitled 'Aqua-Toast'."

"Pregnancy in the 1940's. (Doc) - ""Mrs. Smith, I have some **great** news for you"".... (Patient) - ""Thats MISS Smith, doctor!"".... (Doc) - ""Miss Smith, I have some *bad* news for you""...."

"What did Germany say to Britain during World War II? I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction."

"I could tell you a bad, groan-worthy pun about an angry bowler who lashes out and ""strikes"" a fellow bowler, but I'll spare you."

"(Gamblers Anonymous meeting) Leader: Bob, tell us why you're here. Me: $20 it's a Blackjack addiction. Group: *all rushing to place bets*"

"Complimented Taylor Swift on her shirt yesterday and now she's in a tree outside my window with a guitar and a wedding dress. Send.Help.Now."

"What did the hillbilly say when he saw the new C7 Vette? NAS-car"

"Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich? Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar."