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Joke of the Day
"Do you think that a funeral director signs his letters with ' yours eventually'?"
Next Joke
"What's that worthless little piece of skin around the vagina called? The woman."
"The first rule about mime club... Is you don't talk about mime club."
"A man goes to a bar with his autistic girlfrien, what happens next is mindblowing... Really guys ? Again ? This is the 3rd clickbait joke today"
"Ben Carson is my favorite candidate whose name sounds like a Transformer explaining to his kid why he hasn't seen him much lately"
"Why does noddy have bell on his hat? Because he is a cunt."
"I would rather have Bill Cosby as President than Donald Trump.. because if America is gonna get fucked for 4 years I wanna be asleep when it happens."
"One fish, two fish, red fish WHO LEFT THEIR BLOODY TAMPON IN THE FUCKING FISHBOWL?"
"Dad got me the other day... Me: I can't sleep... I'm just going to stay up for a bit... Dad: What do you mean you can't sleep? It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*"
"236 luftballoons* * - adjusted for inflation"