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"If you like pee jokes... ...urine luck."
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"What do you call a police officer that deals in sibling rape An Incestigator"
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"You know what they say: Finding the right analogy is has hard as hmm..."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists can't change anything"
"Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos? Meh. They just aren't in' uit."
"GENIE: 3 wishes. But no extra wishes & no sex stuff Me: why not? GENIE: I make the rules ME: I wish I made the rules GENIE: ...dammit"
"Ugh, I accidentally spoiled the new Spider-Man movie for myself by seeing ""Spider-Man"" 10 years ago."
"The future The world in 10 years... MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100... Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?"
"I'll straight up dive off a cutting board and cut shit on a diving board I don't give a shit anymore."